Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Ok, so for my first blog in a long time it’s not much, but I happened to find these pick-up lines on bored.com (as IF I was actually BORED yesterday! I love it!) and thought I’d post some of them. Some of them are pretty good...others…um…aren’t. What do you think ladies and gents? Would these pick-up lines work on you?

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! (I laughed so hard when I read this one…)
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
Hey did you hear about the giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and to die on your lips.
I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents. (aww..)
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
So, you're a girl huh? (that one would get ME alright ;))
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes? (smooth )
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
You MUST have a nice personality.

And my personal favourite…
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

p.s. more personal/intelligent type blogs ARE coming...