Say that again?

You may have seen these before... but they made me laugh, so i thought i'd post them. They are supposedly 'actual' newspaper headlines from over the years. I picked out the ones i thought were the most humerous.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says (no kidding...you don't say?)
Kids Make Nutrious Snacks
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Eye Drops off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors